I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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