I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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