no, he came in my armpit
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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