im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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