return my video game
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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