But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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