My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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