This girl is more easily done than said...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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