What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
