That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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