In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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