But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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