So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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