found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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