Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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