Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
