I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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