I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
