awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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