when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
