the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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