Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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