he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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