Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.