I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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