I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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