I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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