imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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