i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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