i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
it was like eating out sand paper
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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