if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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