so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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