dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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