yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
