This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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