Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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