Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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