new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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