I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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