For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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