I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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