He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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