How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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