dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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