best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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