Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
