My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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