ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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