people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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