I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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