I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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