Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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