so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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