I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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